today i picked the color green. i love green. it's the color theme in our home. each bedroom is a different shade of green. green represents nature and tranquility to me. i also see the words "life and peace". what would the world look like without the color green? green also reminds me of the 6th grade and what it meant if you ate green m&m's. i was inspired by my friend rie's green little table outside and her green summer dress . we were at her house today for a swim day with other friend's from school.
so.....i.....put on my bathing suit......or 3......and i still fit in them.....i just bulge.....in certain places......and my thighs look like they are pillows with bunched up stuffing after they've been in the dryer....in other words, bulky and uneven. i could almost see thru my legs to the desserts i've been stuffing my face with and now they've landed....in my thighs, hips and tummy - why do i suffer so?! i made a pack with my cellulite that i would eat no more sweets or fat so it would disappear soon to cellulite heaven. by noon my brain had decided it would only have 1 brownie that my eyes caught a glimpse of and had told it about. so my brain told my hand to pick it up and then my hand told my mouth to open wide. and it did. then my hand got confused and picked up another piece, and another (and i will stop there) and my mouth kept opening and closing til my brain realized what the malfunction was and corrected the problem. i may need to take the parts in for a tune up cause this has been happening now for some while.
maybe i just need to balance things out with my pear shape by being more top heavy. evan says "mom if you just drink more milk they'll get bigger cause that's what's inside them". oh, if it were that easy, and cheap. for now and forever, i will settle for my severly imbalanced pear shape. i'm not interested in ever doing any "alterations". my glory days are far behind me. and i can accept that!
song of the day: "it's not easy being green" by kermit the frog.
maybe i just need to balance things out with my pear shape by being more top heavy. evan says "mom if you just drink more milk they'll get bigger cause that's what's inside them". oh, if it were that easy, and cheap. for now and forever, i will settle for my severly imbalanced pear shape. i'm not interested in ever doing any "alterations". my glory days are far behind me. and i can accept that!
song of the day: "it's not easy being green" by kermit the frog.
1 comment:
You are so hilarious. The only problem is that you don't have a weight problem. I would give anything for your weight problem. My advice, run only when being chased and there are not many calories in just a small bite so only take small bites not big bites. Still eat as much as you want only take small bites!!
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